Office by Alex Penny
uses the excuse that he’s gay so that he and a friend won’t be thrown out of a club for being alone in the toilets taking drugs.
takes a smoke break onstage during a concert.
can hold a tambourine in his mouth for entire length of the Champagne Supernova solo.
says the phrase ‘fucking super-cuddle.’
can have a fist fight with a microphone stand.
would tweet about his bowel movements in the form of a rhyme.
is an atheist but doesn’t know the word atheist exists.
carries both his violin and guitar to school to impress the other kids.
would drunkenly grope his brother onstage.
is obsessed with the Jeremy Kyle Show.
